You know how it is, you go into a viking battle and everyone starts firing arrows and throwing spears at you and then you go fight them close up. Suddenly, your armor gets slashed to pieces by swords and your almost dead.
!!!Well Not Anymore!!!
Right now, you can get state of the art viking battle equipment such as swords, daggers, arrows, bows, chain-mail shirts, battle-axes, shields, helmets, and spears! Witness our swords, made from several rods of iron then twisted together when got and finally hammered flat into a perfect sword made for slashing and guaranteed not to break! Who can resist our fine wooden shields. These shields are in average length of 80 to 90 centimeters in diameter and our sheilds come from fine woods such as spruce, fir, and pine!
You wouldn't catch a viking without this kind of state of the art equipment! Get yours today!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Poor Battle Equipment Got You Almost Killed?
Just come on down to our many stores located all across the land!
Posted by 天(>^.^)>Adam<(^.^<)天 at 12:35 PM
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1 comments:
This is really funny and clever. You used many details about the vikings and their needs.
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